The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

Stop fucking around! You better unleash the kraken and come hard

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

Blonde loudly enjoys sliding cock in juicy pussy

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

For a guy not to cheat, he should not blow his brains out, but suck his dick

In such a hurry to the picnic that she forgot the food — I'll have to eat sperm